I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
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