We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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