so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
it's like heaven, but drunker
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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