Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
