You surviving the open bar?
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just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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