Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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