he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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