if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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