I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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