I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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