I think my vagina is haunted
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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