butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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