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Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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