i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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