Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Randomize
