Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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