Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
We don't watch enough power rangers
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Randomize
