Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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