i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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