Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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