I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
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