I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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