Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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