today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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