How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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