it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
