I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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