hotel room ftw
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
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