1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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