are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
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