so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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