try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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