Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Hippo gnu deer
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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