Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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