addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
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