If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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