ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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