WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Terrible idea I love it
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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