yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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