The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
She's like a pop up book from hell.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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