sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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