Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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