me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
This baby is an asshole
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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