She's JV to your varsity
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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