you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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