yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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