This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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