i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
MIDGETS
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Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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