it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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