Porn is love you can see.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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